©. June 30, 2022. All Rights Reserved.
Title: Fun Coast 101
Medium: Acrylic on Skateboard
Size: 17” X 5”
Age Range: 5-12
Maximum Rider Weight: 110 lbs
Date: 6/29/2022
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Back:
“Fun Coast 101” Mini Skateboard
Month: June 2022
I Wouldn’t Mind Board Game Painting
©. 6/21/2022. All Rights Reserved.
Title: I Wouldn’t Mind
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 11” X 14”
Date:6/21/2022
I Wouldn’t Mind Board Game Instructions:
On each block, there’s a letter of the alphabet. Place the pawns on the board where it says “Start.” Roll the die and move however many spaces to a letter on the board. Then, choose a card from the deck. If the card that you chose has the same letter that your pawn is on, you can move to the next nearest letter of the same kind on the board. Then it’s the other player’s turn. At the end of the grey section, if you complete that first, you have to wait for your opponent to finish the grey section. If you draw a card that doesn’t have the same letter on the board, it’s your opponent’s turn.
In a separate deck, there’s the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7, as well as the words “Beta” and “Alpha.” Whoever pulls the highest value card can automatically head to the next level. This time, the player has to shuffle the deck again, then select the same card that got them pass the second level in order to win the game. If you fail to choose the right card, it’s your opponent’s turn to choose their card. Keep continuing the process until one of you select the right card.
There’s 26 letters in the English alphabet. There’s 7 cards of the same letters for the grey area, making it 182 cards. For the second and third level, there are 9 cards, used for levels. Remember to reshuffle the deck when you get to the third level.
I Wouldn’t Mind Poem:
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
Get to know me
As a faith-based partner.
Grip my hands
When your weight is on my chest.
Think about me
When your hair turns silver.
Love me at my worst;
Love me at my best.
Hold me down
On a sectional sofa.
Keep me in your dreams;
I’ll be in your life.
Understand me
If I’m on camera.
Kiss me when I’m dead;
Kiss me like a wife.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
Propose to me
While talking in private.
Hug me when I’m rich;
Hug me when I’m poor.
Share me stories
When the room is quiet,
With the full armor of God
Like before.
Have fun with me
And play perfect board games.
Hide gifts
In a multi-functional desk.
Join me in my mood;
Hug me in the flames.
Stay with me
If my body is grotesque.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
Sit on the opposite
Side of the chair,
While you’re on my lap
Like a getaway.
Blush like the first time
And give an eye stare.
Allow me to feed you
Throughout the day.
Tour the heavens
While you’re holding my hand.
Pray for me
And by my side, you will stay.
Untie my bellybutton
In the sand
And give my heart
A hickey when I say.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind.
I wouldn’t mind if you.
Reach a crescendo
Full of blissfulness,
Under my tutelage
After our vows.
Limber your lips
If I’m your politesse.
Enamored with amusement,
You feel wows.
Be my consort,
Then you can hold me tight
Like pocket-sized parachutes
Turned life-size.
Likewise, your memories
Will be just right.
Bright, I will see
All of the times you rise.
When Our Viscosities Meet
©. June 13, 2022. All Rights Reserved.
Long-lasting laughter
Maturing after one gets madder,
Is when one is not laughing
With the crowd, but at theirself.
Semi-smooth sores on your back
Is viewed as a stepladder.
The latest trends are exclusive to hell,
Then off the shelf.
Pride gets fatter,
Intoxicated from independence.
Who gets paid to be bullied
When they can pay the bullies?
A burden to your life, when you talk,
It feels like nonsense.
Why appreciate a rare compliment
From heart disease?
These species will not approve
Of your happiness on Earth.
They prefer aqueducts for their gardens
While children thirst.
Only if they understood,
But they overslept at birth.
Ignoring is not peace,
But our ignorance at our worst.
Learn to stop caring,
Then compliments will lose meaning.
How are you likely smiling
While feeling miserable?
How is the truth demeaning
When most are just sightseeing,
And homicide and suicide will not
Make things simple.
The ones you like used you
As an emotional baggage,
Then in the jaw-dropping depths,
Is where their tongues marinate.
If you do all of the work,
Then nobody pays homage.
Due to all of the laughter,
No one wants to be your mate.
Look at what business
These bookbinders found about you,
Rewriting stories
For the loyal dogs with arthritis.
If wild animals were pacifists,
They would laugh, too!
They are survivalists,
Icky like molasses kiss.
A 6-foot-man with 6 figures,
And over 6 inches,
Is what chicks want, but that
Is of satan and you want love,
Open your downturned eyes
And may you notice the pinches?
You imprisoned yourself with the thoughts
Your friends disposed of.
You will know “When our viscosities meet,
We’ll be complete.”
First, you will share the same belief as me,
In Jesus name.
The innocent pressure will fade
And one day, we will meet,
Keeping to ourselves our love
And all that we overcame.
Eclectic Art At The ERG Gallery
©. June 7, 2022. All Rights Reserved.
On Thursday, June 16, 2022, some of my art pieces will be at the ERG Gallery from 4:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M. Central Time Zone. All of the works are acrylic on canvas. The gallery address:
10438 W Florissant Ave
St. Louis, MO 63136
If you can’t make it to the gallery, tune in for the live event by clicking the link below.
Title: Holy Giveness
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Size: 11” X 14”
Date: 8/20/21
Price: $300
Title: A Legend Goes “Muah!”
Size: 11” X 14”
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Date: 5/2/2021
Price: $350
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Back:
Title: A Cross Like That
Size: 11” X 14”
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Date: 1/22/2021
Price: $300
Title: Make My Blessings
Size: 11” X 14”
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Date: 7/9/2020
Price: $325
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Back:
Title: Love’s Périple
Size: 11”X14”
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Date: 5/25/2020
Price: $500
A die isn’t included.
How to play:
Roll the die to see how many spaces you move your pawn.
If the die lands on a 1, you answer 1 positive thing your opponent asks.
If the die lands on a 2, you answer 2 positive things your opponent asks.
If the die lands on a 3, you answer three positive things your opponent asks.
If the die lands on a 4, you answer 4 negative things your opponent asks.
If the die lands on a 5, you answer 5 negative things your opponent asks.
If the die lands on a 6, you answer 6 negative things your opponent asks.
If you refuse to say a positive thing about your opponent, you lose 50 points.
If you refuse to say a negative thing about your opponent, you lose 25 points.
The person to gain the most points wins. Land on different blocks to gain or lose points.
Positive points:
Wedding ring: 50 points
You got a promotion 20 points
You’re wealthy: 45 points
New car: 15 points
New house: 20 points
Baby: 30 points
Remember partner’s anniversary/
birthday: 45 points
Save your partner’s life: 45 points
Got your dream job: 40 points
Lifetime achievement: 25 points
Vacation: 30 points
Trip to the movies: 40 points
5 star restaurant: 35 points
Learn a new language: 20 points
Negative points:
Lost wedding ring: -50 points
Your partner cheated on you: -20 points
You’re in the hospital: -45 points
Car breaks down: -15 points
Parent’s house on fire: -20 points
Rejection: -30 points
Forget partner’s anniversary/
birthday: -45 points
Someone you love dies: -45 points
Struggle to pay the bills: -45 points
Got fired: -25 points
Child support: -30 points
Got arrested: -40 points
Drugs: -35 points
Jealous ex: -20 points
Pillow Pocket Pendant Drawing
©. June 3, 2022. All Rights Reserved.
Isaiah Lawrence 